[aziz ansari voice] :D
"talk dirty to me"
whenever i see people talking about how progressive and not sexist kill la kill is, all i can think of is kate beaton’s “sexism is over” comics
when all ur socks are in the washing machine so u don’t have anything to wear w/ ur nike sandals :(
if you ever get the chance please kiss me just fucking do it just go straight for the smooch and take it
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
me on the ride home from school tbh